Citizen Fall

Provocative Song Girl Routines Contribute to USC Romp

Posted in College Football by ryedog on December 10, 2008

As if Rick Neuheisel needed any help in losing to USC.

Already having to deal with the Trojans’ superior talent, the first-year UCLA head coach saw his team’s chances of beating the fifth-ranked team in the country severely dissipate when the famed USC Song Girls provided a plethora of seductive distractions, as evidenced by these photos.

When all the booty-dropping and va-jay-jay exposure subsided, USC had whipped UCLA 28-7 for its seventh consecutive Pac-10 title, fourth straight Rose Bowl appearance, and ninth win in 10 years against the Bruins.

Afterwards, UCLA quarterback Kevin Craft lamented the loss but was quick to turn his attention to next season’s matchup.

“Everyone can hardly wait to come back,” Craft said, as he used his helmet to cover his crotch on the way back to the locker room.

[Photo Credit]

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  1. Cynicali428 said, on May 15, 2009 at 1:17 am

    The UCLA cheerleaders should have broken into the USC Song Girls’ locker room and chloroformed them before the game. The bosomy, promiscuous sluts in their tight turtleneck sweaters then would have been at their mercy to have their way with and not have distracted the Bruins.

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