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Tebow’s Off-the-Field Skills the Difference in Heisman Outcome

Posted in College Football by ryedog on December 13, 2008

If Florida quarterback Tim Tebow wins the Heisman Trophy Saturday night to become only the second player in college football history to win the prestigious award on two separate occasions (Archie Griffin, 1974-75), we know it won’t be because of his impressive stats or undeniable natural leadership.

What separates Tebow from the Sam Bradfords and Colt McCoys of the world is his intangibles, some of which are more obvious than others.

No disrespect to Tebow’s opponents, but is either of them justifiably worthy of 99 lives in Contra?  Can Bradford or McCoy divide by zero?

If you need further evidence of Tebow’s blossoming Chuck Norris-ness, is the place to get it.

Saturday night’s race for college football’s greatest prize figures to be one of the most highly contested in history.  But in the event it becomes more of a landslide, this little nugget may be the reason why:

Tim Tebow smokes after sex. Not cigarettes, his penis literally smokes.

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