Citizen Fall

Let the Laziness Commence Once Again

Posted in Uncategorized by ryedog on January 26, 2009

For the first time in 21 weeks (that’s 147 days, or 3528 hours for all you Sunday Ticket subscribers), we’ve been deprived our familiar Sunday ritual:

  • Emerge from the cocoon spun by another Saturday splattered with runs to Home Depot, work around the house, and an evening dinner party hosted by people who enjoy watching paint dry
  • Wiggling a way out of brunch long enough to phone in a series of hurried bets, including plans to parlay the kids’ lunch money into a Sunday night over/under
  • Performing constant finger exercises for the next 10 hours, stopping only to acquire another adult beverage and dispense bodily fluids
  • Fall asleep while tempering the day’s financial losses and looking forward to redemption in the form of Monday Night Football

The worst week in sports’ calendar year is the week leading up to the week leading up to the Super Bowl. There is hype surrounding the game, yet there is no analysis of each individual matchup. The only thing we have to listen to and watch is the endless amount of feel-good stories of how members of each team have bled and sweat their way to this glorious moment.

Booooooring.

So what else is there to talk about? How else can we pass the time during the final moments of Super Bowl Week eve and, at the same time, create even a semblance of normalcy without having a game to watch?

How about cupcakes?

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