Boston Globe Columnist Takes Out Sexual Frustration on Brady
Esteemed Boston Globe columnist Dan Shaughnessy isn’t exactly an Adonnis, and he’d probably be the first one to admit it. But the fact that the curly-haired, 55-year-old writer is some what of pragmatic realist still didn’t stop him from dumping on hometown quarterback Tom Brady for having something he’ll never experience the pleasure of enjoying—a supermodel girlfriend.
Shaughnessy wrote a biting piece late Wednesday that feverishly regrets the poolside antics of Brady and newly christened fiancee Gisele Bundchen at a lovers’ getaway in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Apparently, Brady is allowed to win a cluster of Super Bowl rings for the city of Boston, but when it comes to sharing a plate of salmon skin rolls on vacation, the two-time MVP is suddenly violating some kind of man code.
Shaughnessy’s main argument is that Patriots fans and the Boston media have cut Brady too much slack for way too long. The Stetson ad was nice. And the designer watches we could stomach. But this, getting hand-fed by your long-legged Victoria’s Secret cover girl is the last straw.
When Brady becomes an overweight backup completing 45 percent of his passes, Shaughnessy can bitch. Until then, he needs to back off the man who single-handedly resurrected his football team and refocus his energy into addressing his own issues.