Citizen Fall

Philadelphia Athletes Pass Around Willing Porn Star

Posted in MLB, NFL, NHL, sports by ryedog on February 12, 2009

A.J. Feeley with Gina Lynn Ryan Howard and Gina Lynn

Scottie Upshall

Mike Richards

You see what kind of damage the power of the internet can do nowadays?

Because of these pictures, which were undoubtedly meant for those confined within the walls of the locker room of each player’s respective organization, I have to take time out of my day to thoroughly dispel rumors that the entire Philadelphia Flyers team had its way with sex robot Gina Lynn at a recent postgame orgy.

And there’s absolutely no merit to the idea that Phillies first baseman Ryan Howard and former Eagles quarterback A.J. Feeley propositioned Lynn into an alleyway ski-job soon thereafter.

How hard up for gossip is this so-called blogosphere when we are forced to bend the truth so far? Can pro athletes and porn stars not intermingle in a little platonic dry-humping?

Besides, why would forward Scottie Upshall waste his time with a worn-out hack when he has a perfectly beautiful girlfriend who abides by moral law?

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  1. puckdrawn said, on February 12, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    I need to have a postgame orgy at my place sometime.


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