It’s nearly 9 p.m. on Valentine’s Day and I’m scouring my Google Reader for worthy links. Enough said.
If anyone out there has developed a real-life flux capaciter, drop me a line so I can travel back in time to take back that “I’m just not ready for anything too involved” phase I went through from 2003-06. I do not, however, take back that “I’m picky” comment of 1998.
The New Jersey Nets dancer who enjoys flaunting Abraham Lincoln’s wood [Total Pro Sports]
An ultra attractive lot in heaven is being cleared for Hank Aaron [Sports by Brooks]
If you know the Tuscon area code, your night is set [Deadspin]
Pittsburgh’s Jeff Reed proves NFL kickers really are massive vaginas [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
Courtney Love takes a back seat to a gorilla [TMZ]
New Jersey natives have their own method of resisting arrest [New York Post]
In the time it takes you to entertain yourself on Valentine’s Day, more than 2,610 condoms will have been used [The Bachelor Guy]
The countdown begins until Valentine’s Day returns start rolling in [Observation Bubble]
The bane of every male’s existence [Hot Chicks With Douchebags]
Alexa Brown is an action sports delight [Salty Milk]