Citizen Fall

Sarah Larson: My Name Is Humpty, Pronounced With the Umpty

Posted in Celebrity, Ladies, NFL by ryedog on February 18, 2009

Photo Courtesy of TV Shark

The Subject: Sarah Larson

The Reason: Desperate for attention while rapidly losing celebrity status nine months after being dumped by George Clooney.

The Explanation: Complete oblivion to the fact commoners can also afford snazzy cameras.

The Aftermath: Get your D-list qualifications verified by hosts who don’t feel the need to whore up their Sundance Film Festival gift suites.

The Next Step: Utterly ruin the Chicago Bears’ defense by turning linebacker Brian Urlacher’s brain to mush and single-handedly inverting his penis.

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  1. Danielle, The Hostess said, on February 18, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    she is putting herself ALL out there.


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