Citizen Fall

This Whole ESPN Thing Is Catching On

Posted in ESPN, sports by ryedog on February 18, 2009

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The Worldwide Leader in Sports is all growsed up.

After years of putting in the proverbial dues, ESPN finally seems ready to go big-time. Thus, several members of the close-knit Bristol, Conn., family will pack their packs and head West, to the land of fake breasts and even faker personalities.

Among those making the coast-to-coast jump will be SportsCenter anchors Neil Everett and Stan Verrett and wannabe celeb Stuart Scott.

We assume the westward expansion will mean ESPN gets to create a whole new bias—one that rivals that of the East Coast but is three hours behind.

What else to expect from ESPN’s upcoming West Coast presence:

  • Pac-10 athletic events on…a lot
  • Erin Andrews asked to cover numerous midday games that require considerably breathable clothing
  • Quarterbacks from USC, Oregon, and UCLA dominate Heisman ballots for the next 10 years
  • Stuart Scott frequents the pages of TMZ
  • Hannah Storm caught by the paparazzi strolling down Robertson Boulevard wearing jean cut-offs and Team A-Rod T-shirt

The fun kicks off April 6.

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