Citizen Fall

Maylan Studart Will Get Your Ass To the Track

Posted in Ladies by ryedog on February 20, 2009

Count on a hot chick to make another previously irrelevant sport exciting in the pants.

Much in the same manner Danica Patrick made race car driving popular in places where Busch beer is sold with a bit more discretion, 19-year-old Brazilian jockey Maylan Studart is slowly giving us a reason to watch more than those horse races that end in Derby, Preakness, and Stakes.

We’re not quite there yet. Losing money to watch ponies gallop around a dirt track seems to be designated only for those pompous and wealthy enough to enjoy it on a consistent basis.

The National Thoroughbred Racing Association (NTRA) would be wise to jump all over Studart’s marketability like an addict on a Wednesday afternoon cant-miss superfecta.

A spread in Maxim. A sexy commerical shoot for PETA. Something. We need more.

And all creepiness aside, Studart’s the one that’s going to have to give it to us.

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  1. Glenn Craven said, on May 10, 2009 at 4:26 am

    Commercial shoot for PETA? … C’mon, think. What person in the horse racing industry is going to join forces with PETA?


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