Maylan Studart Will Get Your Ass To the Track
Count on a hot chick to make another previously irrelevant sport exciting in the pants.
Much in the same manner Danica Patrick made race car driving popular in places where Busch beer is sold with a bit more discretion, 19-year-old Brazilian jockey Maylan Studart is slowly giving us a reason to watch more than those horse races that end in Derby, Preakness, and Stakes.
We’re not quite there yet. Losing money to watch ponies gallop around a dirt track seems to be designated only for those pompous and wealthy enough to enjoy it on a consistent basis.
A spread in Maxim. A sexy commerical shoot for PETA. Something. We need more.
And all creepiness aside, Studart’s the one that’s going to have to give it to us.