Let a Sexually Confused GQ Staffer Make You a Better Man
So you say you’re sick of being chided for wearing jeans and Chucks to the every crucial social function?
Then what better way to get your fashion dilemmas straightened out than to take advice from a trio of GQ employees who aren’t sure whether they should dress for poaching penises or vilifying vaginas.
Pretentiously named GQ Rules, the month-long program provides you with videos loaded with style tips from three experts who promise to pass on their knowledge of dressing for sexual ambiguity.
One day may be dissecting the array of methods of tying a scarf layered over a T-shirt in the dead of summer, while the next will provide you with all you need to know about rocking a pair of skinny jeans just right, so that your bulge is adequately displayed for both sexes to enjoy.
At the end of the 30-day trial, you should emerge a better man with an even better grasp on bisexuality and a healthy credit card bill filled with charges for designer clothes that’ll likely never see the light of day.
Oh, yeah. You have to register, too.