Citizen Fall

Sara Jean Underwood Has a Favor To Ask of You

Posted in Ladies by ryedog on February 28, 2009

A short time ago, we brought you the story of Hugh Hefner’s recessional troubles, wherein a few cost-cutting techniques were being utilized to ward off what may become the imminent sale of Playboy magazine.

With the nudie empire in peril, it’s only a matter of time before some of the company’s less successful operations are eliminated, and for the purpose of this post, we’ll assume among those is the Bunny Shop, which is nothing more than another excuse to give us pictures of semi-naked women.

This is where you (and Sara Jean Underwood) come in, my friend.

I’ll make this short and to the point. Don’t make a pretty face like this worry because you were to lazy to help out. Sara has taken the time to model plenty of lingerie and other apparel at the online store so you would buy a $49.99 body stocking for no apparent reason.

Other than to keep Playboy functioning and out of the hands of foreign investors.

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