A Whole New Level of Wrong
This story has been floating out there for the past few days, but since it seems like the incident is drawing to a close thanks to Facebook and some diligent investigative work by the Bethlehem Township Police Department, I’ll indulge you.
- Creepy Pennsylavania man is entrenched in infantile stages of mid-life crisis
- Creepy Pennsylvania man invites 14-year-old cheerleaders to his lair for adult beverages and reading of his sexual conquests
- Creepy Pennsylvania man spins techno beats as tweens twirl about on makeshift stripper pole, while intoxicated, at his behest
- Creepy Pennsylvania is indicted on multiple counts after pictures of said incident appear on Facebook
- Creepy Pennsylvania man about to play drop the soap with karma in a penitentiary shower stall
The Smoking Gun has the four-page-long affadavit for your viewing pleasure.