Citizen Fall

Talking Politics Will Get You Nowhere With Meghan McCain

Posted in Ladies, Politics by ryedog on March 3, 2009

Do Meghan McCain a favor and shut up about the election already.

The recent Columbia University graduate, current blogger, and aspiring fashion designer is sick about hearing why liberals hate her father and how she should have been the First Daughter worthy of a new puppy.

On her latest post for The Daily Beast, McCain stresses that her intimate association with the recent presidential election is severely damaging her chances of meeting the man she calls “Mr. Far Right.”

There are things that have been difficult, but nothing quite as tough as dating. I fear the election has destroyed my ability and desire to date. Now, I cannot say at any point in my life that I have been very good at dating. But I have become something I used to despise: people who let politics dictate his or her attraction to someone.

In between the lines, it seems as if McCain is lamenting the intelligent conversation she receives from men she dates. Would it kill some of these guys to make the blond 24-year-old experience a little normalcy by squeezing a boob now and again, or force-feeding her cosmopolitans until she’s good and lubed for service?

We can’t imagine the nature of Ms. McCain’s tribulations. It’s hard enough to date when you’re not a public figure. But to be the spawn of a conservative senator toward whom a large percentage of the country has expressed disgust, that’s just rough.

McCain states that she prides herself on barricading off politics from the dating scene. But even so, how can you tell when the staunchest Republican is willing to get into your pants for no other reason than to get into those of your father for a little brown-nosing? And what’s to stop a Democratic die-hard from using you to spread his liberal seed on a broader scale?


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