Citizen Fall

The Work Pyramid Shall Guide Thee

Posted in The Common Man by ryedog on March 14, 2009

Let’s face it, in our current economic climate, advancement opportunities at the workplace are nil.

So why not make the best of your stale situation? Even if it means getting absolutely nothing done.

Swapping embellished sex stories with the office janitor. Spending all morning dodging that geek from accounting who you mistakenly invited to happy hour. Devoting a quarter of each hour to reviewing the hot intern’s Twitter page.

Holy Taco has assembled an ingenious rudimentary model after which you can construct your daily grind.

If you’re not going to get paid well to perform your job adequately, you may as well have fun on your way to unemployment, where the pay may be better anyhow.

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