Citizen Fall

Linkage: Say Hello To E-Harmony’s Newest Member

Posted in Linkage by ryedog on April 15, 2009

Padres closer Heath Bell joins the club (San Diego Union-Tribune via Sports by Brooks)

Dana Allen wants you to play Connect the Tatoos (Gorilla Mask)

Jay Cutler’s vices follow him to Chicago (Not Qualified to Comment, New York Post)

It’s not every day you’re lucky enough to see a 1983 DeLorean (Observation Bubble)

Perhaps the cause was Glenn Beck wearing a sports coat with Chuck Taylors (Totally Crap)

After getting dumped by one, Lindsay joins E-Harmony in search of more 12-year-old boys (Spike)

Jamie Foxx tells a “little white bitch” to “do some heroin” (E!)

Perverts know no bounds…why on Easter, man? (WWTDD)

This would be less homosexual if it didn’t involve the phrase “explosive legs” and pairs of old-school Reebok tennis shoes [This is the pillar of ESPN’s early 90s morning programming, by the way] (With Leather)

This doesn’t seem ergonomically possible, but who are we to judge innovation (Tasty Booze)

Warrant Issued For Lindsay Lohan’s Arrest

Posted in Celebrity by ryedog on March 14, 2009

(Photo/TriStar Pictures)Beverly Hills police have issued a warrant for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan Saturday afternoon, the Associated Press reports.

According to a statement released by the Beverly Hills Police Department Friday evening, the warrant relates to the actress’ 2007 DUI and cocaine charges:

“In response to media inquiries, [the] Beverly Hills Police Department is confirming a warrant was in fact issued today [March 13] for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan. The $50,000 warrant issued by the Beverly Hills Superior Court stems from a May 2007 arrest of Miss Lohan for DUI and hit-and-run. The circumstances leading to the issuance of the warrant by the court are not readily available at this time. It is our hope that Miss Lohan will surrender herself so that this matter will be resolved in a timely manner.”

Lohan’s estranged father, Michael, was quick to express his concern for his daughter’s well-being, which he feels is being threatened by her relationship with lesbian dee-jay Samantha Ronson.

“I feel like when you’re around the right people, you do the right thing, when you’re around the wrong people, you do the wrong thing,” he tells Us Magazine. “Mark my words, as long as Samantha Ronson is in Lindsay’s life, nothing is going to go right!”

[Photo Credit]


Lindsay Lohan’s New Photoshoot Leaves Us With Mixed Feelings

Posted in Ladies by ryedog on February 24, 2009

Call us crazy, but this may not exactly be the best time for Lindsay Lohan to be posing half-naked.

Granted, she hasn’t lost her chest despite her emaciated frame, which indicates weight loss doesn’t stand a chance against silicone. But the combination of her razor-thin arms and protruding collar bone do nothing to take away from the patented V-cut at her waistline.

Don’t get me wrong, Lohan is a beautiful girl. All she needs is a little protein and maybe some fatty amino acids in her daily routine.

It just scares me a little bit to think that an infinite number of young girls out there looking for a role model will turn to Lohan and somehow think that sticking to an Ethiopian diet will make them attractive.

Thanks to the guys at WWTDD, who first brought my attention to this story.

[All Photos by Hedi Slimane]

Linkage: Hayden Ready To Play the Field

Posted in Linkage by ryedog on February 17, 2009

Photo Courtesy of Vanity Fair

Hayden Panettiere is looking for a no-strings-attached kind of rebound—like now [Us Magazine]

It’s nice to know those on Capitol Hill are worried about us getting overcharged for beer [Real Beer]

For those entirely too into the men’s basketball Top 25 polls [Sports Illustrated]

Now getting drunk comes without a price [The Bachelor Guy]

Movies you and your girl probably won’t finish…you know, because of all the sex [Spike]

Jamal Anderson’s underage white kid alcohol-induced saga rages on [Deadspin]

Michael Phelps’ shot with Amanda Beard appears to be at an end [With Leather]

The world’s first-ever near-total face transplant patient speaks [CNN Health]

Lindsay Lohan: nothing more than a shrunken head with breasts [Daily Mail]

The Schwarzen-mayor says California is nearly broke [New York Times]